The latest: While I freely admit to helping myself to pikake from a fence next to the sidewalk, and avocados hanging waay over the property line, this is something new. I was on my way to work when I saw a guy on a bicycle. Nothing unusual, but he was headed in my direction when he suddenly wheeled around and headed into a driveway. His accessory was a fruit picker. Why should I be surprised? I hear folks drive around, see a tree full of fruit, and fill up burlap sacks. Prepared for gleaning!
Hadn't seen this before: it was morning, and a young man and an older woman were sitting (in beach chairs) at one corner of the intersection down from where I live. They had what looked like tablets on their laps. I asked what they were doing, and they told me they were counting cars. Um, the dangerous intersections are Keeaumoku and Wilder and Piikoi and Beretania, folks!
We will come home from an evening walk, round the corner to our driveway, and - do you know the word "uji"? If you don't, it means yucky, icky, EWWW - this uji person will be picking up leaves from the middle of the street.
Why uji? Appearance: shorts and tank top not covering enough, greasy ponytail, facial hair. Demeanor: stands at the railing in front of his door, observing the comings and goings of those in MY building. Seen with his fake-flower covered bicycle PERPENDICULAR on the sidewalk.
OK, call me paranoid, but I think this person is purposely doing stuff like this to get attention. Even the husband thinks he's in the street picking up leaves to try to get hit by a car so he can sue. There is more, but it's best if I tell you myself. Uji!
I'll finish with two things from the animal world: first, on our usual evening walk, we saw a flyer for a missing dog. This is sad, but these people went one step further: when I came home from work one day, I heard a voicemail message about the same dog. How did we know? The dog's name was on the flyer and the message!
Finally: I had never seen this, but the husband has. The groundskeeper at Roosevelt HS was running his riding mower over the front lawn. Close behind, an egret followed, gleaning newly uncovered insects. Yum!
